i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
FUCK WHALES
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
