What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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