butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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