Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Randomize
