yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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