I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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