If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
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