508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I am puke
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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