I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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