And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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