That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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