4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Betty ford says i'm here all night
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
