you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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