is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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