He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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