walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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