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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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