O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Randomize
