dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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