i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
