there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
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