it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
