U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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