Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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