I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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