As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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