He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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