your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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