i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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