doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
That's how pantless uber rides happen
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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