I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Randomize
