A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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