Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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