If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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