I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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