In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
He better not be in your backpack
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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