I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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