I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just found a bag of teeth...
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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