...so i touched it.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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