if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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