We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Randomize
