i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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