Already got asked if we're dating
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Congratulations! We have a period
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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