nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I need to align my fucking chakras
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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