yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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