He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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