do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
