Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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