Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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