Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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