BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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